


So it’s been almost a week since my last update:
Monday and Tuesday, I played it a little mellow, not really able to find much to do in the city (Rebecca has already shown me most of it). Kaohsiung is a very industrial city, so the sites are very limited. I was planning on leaving for Green Island on Wednesday, but at the very last minute Rebecca’s roommate (Kellen), who speaks Taiwanese and Chinese, called the ferry office for me, to find out that my train going to Taitung (the ferry port) was coming in, AFTER the ferry left. So I quickly changed my mind and packed my bag in about 5 minutes, and Rebecca drove me to the train station at 9:00 at night. I took a train to Taitung, ($9 Canadian...went about the distance from Ottawa to Montreal) and arrived in the station around 12:25 am….with nowhere to go. When I got to the station I assumed it was like other train stations (open 24 hours a day), so I found a quiet little spot, put up my feet and rested. A security guard asked me what I was doing, and hauled out my Mandarin – English dictionary, and pointed to the phrase “I’m waiting here for my wife” and then made the “6” cymbal with my hands…attempting to imply I’d be here until 6:00 am…he then nodded, said “yes” and walked away. I was relieved! I had a place to sleep for the night, until my arranged car picked me up at 6:00 am to take me to the Harbour for my ferry….but then I was so rudely awoken at 1:00 am, by a different security guard in what was now a dark train station EMPTY! They were closing! So they kicked me out of the train station…but by this time all the cabs had left, and I was stranded in the middle of an industrial park with nobody/nothing in site but some factories and whatnot….oh and lots of angry/territorial stray dogs! So I tried to walk around a bit, trying to find somewhere to keep out of site from anyone who spotted the “white kid walking with a huge backpack”, so I wouldn’t get mugged or mauled by these dogs (who were fighting each other ALLL night). Finally I found a public bathroom (Mom please stop reading at this point…continue when you see “*” marking the next paragraph), where there appeared to be a businessman in the exact same position as me passed out on a bench with his briefcase so cleverly hidden under one single page of a newspaper…(he sure fooled me!). So I did what any one else would do and found the nicest bathroom stall I could…then realizing many other people were sleeping in these stalls! So this is quite a routine here. Me figuring this out, I decided to sleep in a place a little more away from here, cause if this is a “routine” I figured there is probably a routine of people coming to mug these people around 4:00 am or something…so I retired to the wonderfully safe/sound handicap stall! Quite roomy, clean, and concrete walls straight to the ceiling! There I sat on the toilet seat (pants up) from 1:30 until 6:00. Occasionally dozing off while listening to some music. When I finally awoke and went outside (after I got the circulation back into my ass and legs) I went outside to see this picture:
*(Mom please start reading here!)
It was a site for sore thighs…and ass and back. I met a Taiwanese business man who spoke very good English who called my driving service (they didn’t show up!) for me and he informed me of all the great spots to see on Green Island (he had just returned from there). The driving service showed up, and took me to the harbour (BEAUTIFUL DRIVE through Taitung…misty mountains randomly jutting out everywhere). Got to the harbour, went for a walk around waiting for the ferry…and this is when I really started to notice a difference in the people. Now I was in where all the Taiwanese natives were. Much darker skinned, and much more outgoing. Mostly fishermen were around, and as I would walk past any of them they were very welcoming and friendly. When I was on long stints of roads, they’d stop and pick me up and dive me to the end (somewhat defeating the purpose of the exercise, but so FRIENDLY!). The whole harbour was surrounding with a 40 foot wall that seemed to be there to keep rough water out/protect the harbour:
Finally I got on the ferry…the water was ROUGH, but I managed to keep my stomach under control (unlike many other people I could hear painting the bathrooms with dry heaves).
I finally landed in the harbour around 8:30, was on a rented scooter by 8:33, and was off! I immediately went to the campsite where I setup (I was the only person there). Then got on the scooter and started driving. I was freaking out…I’d never seen anything like this. 
I couldn’t control myself with laughter…it was really amazing. the roads were right on the edge of the ocean with mountains jutting straight up from the road, covered in the thickest vegetation I’d ever seen. It felt a lot like the scenery from the movie Jurassic Park. The island was the result of a series of volcanoes which are all inactive but one that you can see underwater via SCUBA diving (the island’s #1 source of income). All day I took my scooter to all these different areas and walked around on the rocks/though the vegetation…My parents HAVE to go here…I thought about the a lot on this trip, as I really don’t think anyone could enjoy this place more than them (accept the boat ride over for Dad). By the afternoon I had driven around the island a few times (30 square km), had some lunch and went snorkeling…The colours of the reef there are insane. I felt like I was watching the discovery channel. Thousands of different fish of every colour imaginable…and some were HUGE! I even saw some fish indigenous to the island, like their flying fish that skims across the water like a stone, but stints of a 100 m at a time, and at very fast speeds. I saw many different types of coral, most of which was living, and the best part was: I was the only person in site. I went in apparently the off season, so there were only a handful of tourist on the entire island….what an amazing experience...I should also add that it may be the “off season” but, it was still 28 Celsius and not a cloud in the sky.




After a full day of traveling around and snorkeling, I went to the hotsprings. These naturally heated hot springs are one of 3 in the world (others in Japan and Italy). I had multiple pools with different temperatures of salt water ranging from Ice cold to 48 Celsius (they had digital thermometers on them). All around the springs were buttons…I LOVE pushing buttons, and each one started some random jet shooting very high pressure water somewhere…under water or out a sprinkler head. I spend 2 hours running around and pushing the buttons getting messages from these contraptions until I was numb. I then went for a walk to the ocean where there are even more hot springs that flow into the ocean, but as it was night-time I didn’t see them, and fell right in with my bag (containing passport, return train/ferry tickets, money, etc.) A great time indeed! So then I went and eased my pain with more salty massages!
The sun goes down here very early (starts around 5:00 and is pitch black by 6:20). So when I left the hot springs at 8:30 I went straight to bed (much needed after a night of sitting on a toilet!).
I woke up around 5:30 and watched the sun come up, went snorkeling, and then went hiking. I went to a cliff with a bunch of crazy rock formations and well-groomed grass by the goats that roam free on the island (and I’m sure occassionaly make for a meal for the locals!). I can’t get over how the island is composed…it seems very random. There are beaches of volcanic rock, other beaches of sand, rocky cliffs going straight down to the ocean, other areas are smoothed out like a glacier had gone over it, and other areas have cliffs with vedgetation going right to the edge….it feels like a mix of Scotland, Hawaii, Cuba, and even a bit like back home.
I drove to many different trails all morning and hiked around a lot. Then made arrangements to go diving. The diving was the most expensive thing I’ve encountered on the trip…and even that is cheap. I got a private guide, all the equipment, lunch and transportation there for $90 CAD. The diving was beyond what I could expect…I took a whole role of underwater pics that are getting developed now…when I get them scanned you’ll see some…words can’t describe all that I saw so I wont’ try. I was just amazing…visibility was well over 200 feet in places. The water is crystal clear, and the colours of the fish were just amazing. I had no idea how “alive” some coral is too. It really is something that I think every person has to see.
After diving my guide was nice enough to take me to a local restraint (I wasn’t having good luck with food on the island) where she introduced me to the owners (who only spoke Taiwanese…while I’m trying to speak broken Chinese to them…pretty funny). They were too funny, and started giving me random foods to try to see my reaction. I tried just about everything on their menu, and was then force-fed Beatle Nut..the Twaiwanese version of chewing tobacco, which is very popular. It’s a nut that is supposed to make you hyper and clear your breathing…all it did was make my mouth dry. It was funny nonetheless. They then made me try every beer made in Taiwan and sent me on my way (oh and they refused to accept any money, I consumed all of this for free?!?!) I obviously returned back here for lunch the following day. From this point of the trip I had done all I wanted, and decide to just wander, and swim. I found incredible waterfalls and caves I could swim in, and followed local fishermen to their secret spots and watch them catch fish off of rocks that we were about 30 feet high, but were still almost getting swept off of them by the rough sea. I personally held on for dear life.
I spent a total of three days (two nights) on the island, and saw every square inch of it (minus the air force base on the very top of it that occupies the highest peak, and apparently a view of the whole island…I only wish).
I didn’t want to leave...and I will be back there again one day…hopefully with my family cause they’d freak out.
Soon as I made it back to Kaosiung (8:30 pm) I was re-packing with Rebecca to leave for Kenting (the beach heaven of Taiwan). We were back on the road by 10:00 pm, heading for a small fishermen village between Kaohsiung and Kenting where we attended a Buddhist ceremony that happens only once every 4 years. All the local monasteries chip in together and build a beautiful boat out of wood and hand-paint it. Then fill it with religious money (of no value to stores), and fireworks and burn it on the beach. This is a way of sacrificing beautiful things to the gods. It really just felt like a giant party on the beach to me! People were lighting fireworks off everywhere, and just going nuts in general. They were sending off lanterns…that were like mini hot air ballons with writing on them. They’d float up very fast and have fireworks shooting out of them. Was very cool. They lanterns would float up until they either disappeared or blew out from the wind.
We waited until 5:00 am for them to bring down the boat (by hand…by hundreds of monks) to the beach where they assembled the rest of the boat (masts, sails) and filled it with the pyrotechnics. And finally ignited it. Were standing about three hundred fee away and could actually feel the heat off it still. Was a very cool site.
We (Rebecca, and her two friends Cindy and Chris) slept on the beach that night and in the morning continued on to Kenting). We got there and sat on a white sandy beach that was very calm (reminding me of vacationing with my parents in the Carribean). The water wasn’t quite as clear as Green Island, but it was much calmer so I could lounge around and frolic with the flounder. That night we went into town and ate at an authentic Thai restraint (another reason Josh should be here) and ate until we almost exploded, and went back and camped on the same beach.
The next morning we drove 40 min to another beach which was a little rougher (upon my request to play in the waves), and we hung out there all day.
Reebs and I got in last night around 6:30 and crashed…ate some Mexican food and watched about 10 minutes of a movie and feel asleep.
Today I’m refreshed to have slept in a bed again, but am already hating the city air. It’s too polluted here (especially after being in those incredible places), and I’m looking forward to figuring out another small trip for this week somewhere.
That’s all for now, and I’ll be sure to keep this updated while I’m in Thailand (leave on FRIDAY!)
Cheers,
-Jakus von Bearcub